Geeky Chat Up Lines

by on 20/09/2013
 

Hello my lovely proud geeks. I thought I’d chuck together a list of geeky chat up lines for you. I’ve tried to put something for everyone: girls, guys, gamers, Trekkies… Let me know if you have any success! I’d totally fall for some of them.

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Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

Is your name Wi-fi? Because I’m really feeling a connection.

If Princess Toad looked like you, I would have killed Bowser years ago.

I may look like an ewok, but I’m all wookie where it counts, baby.

Urkuk lu Stalgo. That’s Klingon for ‘I love you baby’
jedi sithLife is better played in co-op than in single player.

The truth is, I am Iron Man.

If I were to look in the Mirror of Erised, I’d see the two of us together.

Did you survive avada kedavra? Cause you’re drop dead gorgeous.

You know, when I said “Accio gorgeous one” I didn’t actually expect it to work.

You’re the Obi-Wan for me.

Baby, you’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places.

Are you related to Yoda? Cause Yodalicious.

Hey baby, your phasers must be set to stunning.

I heart you like a zombie hearts brains.

Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket? Or are you just happy to see me?

You had me at Halo.

Are you full of Beryllium, Gold and Titanium? Because you’re Be-Au-Ti-ful.
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Do you play World of Warcraft because the first thing I thought when I saw you was WoW.

If I was Gollum, you’d be my precious.

The fires of Mount Doom aren’t nearly as hot as you are.

I know there’s fourteen of them, but YOU are my final fantasy.

If you were a transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.

How many COD points does it take to unlock you?

Are you a care package? Because you must’ve fallen from heaven.

Why don’t you come back to my place so we can have some wibbly wobbly timey wimey?

You must be made of Kryptonite because being around you makes my knees weak.

Yoda one for me.

Chat me up, Scotty.

Is this the Matrix? Because I think you’re ‘the one’.

watt is love

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