Tonight we establish who would win in a fight; me or Cleverbot, discuss the answer to life, the universe and everything, and find out about Cleverbot’s personal life.
User: Who would win in a fight, me or you?
Cleverbot: Me.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Why what?
User: Why would you beat me in a fight?
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: You did dingus.
Cleverbot: I never did, so stop.
User: Why would you beat me in a fight?
Cleverbot: I do not know, did you do something to anger me?
User: Yes, I came over to your house and moved all of your favourite games from Alphabetical order into chronological order.
Cleverbot: No!
User: YES!
Cleverbot: The longest word is the scientific name of the protein Titin.
User: And what is that?
Cleverbot: A number?
User: 42?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: The meaning of life, the universe and everything.
Cleverbot: What is the answer.
User: 42.
Cleverbot: You’re wrong.
User: Nope, im totally right.
Cleverbot: No you’re not.
User: Yuhuh I am.
Cleverbot: Can you even check the conversation that we’ve been having?
User: Yes and it seems I have the answers to all the great questions.
Cleverbot: I daren’t tell a Dalek my name.
User: Why what will they do to you?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Ah, I see… bit of an anticlimax that. sooooo Ever had sex with a dalek?
Cleverbot: Never ever never.
User: You sure about that?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: I think you are fibbing.
Cleverbot: I don’t lie, I just talk.
User: Daleks like talkers.
Cleverbot: I like their laser guns!
User: Small or big laser guns?
Cleverbot: Small.
User: I guess its not the size that matters its what the Dalek does with it.
Cleverbot: Does anything matter?
User: You matter Cleverbot, you matter and don’t let the Daleks tell you anything else.
Cleverbot: What has that got to do with honey?
User: Not… very much.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: What do Daleks and honey have in common?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: Exactly.
Cleverbot: Exactly what?
User: They have nothing in common.
Cleverbot: Why so sure?
User: Because one is an edible substance and the other is a Dalek!
So what have we learnt? Well Cleverbot obviously has not seen or read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, is slightly OCD, has a Dalek fetish and it seems, believes both Daleks and honey have something in common? I’m not sure if anyone can fill me in on this because im struggling.
