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Friday, March 29, 2024

Ralph Needs YOU!

I’m a man of a few talents that I’ve picked up over the years; I’m a competent drummer,  a fairly good writer, a damn fine salesman, and if past dalliances are anything to go by, a dab hand at Cunnilingus.

But the simple fact is this: I can’t draw.I wish I could, but I can’t.

Now here’s the problem. Our glorious leader has far too much on his plate to be dealing with every intricate facet of the Geek Pride machine, so he delegates. I , among many things, have been tasked with the production of a weekly Webcomic starring our wonderful mascot Ralph. Now I can write a webcomic like you read about, drawing however, I suck at. HARD. And not in the good way.

 

So I have a choice; I either draw them on MSPaint, as I have been doing and call the comic Ralph’s Badly Drawn Paint Adventures. OR (Preferably) One of you guys steps up to the plate, and helps me out. You would join the Geek Pride crew and maybe even get to meet Matt in person!

 

YOUR TASK:

There are three examples of my terrible work below, pick one of them, and re-draw it for me By DEC 20th. One month to wow me. I will then personally pick one or two of y’all to be a weekly artist, so commitment to the project is a MUST.

 

Have fun, and send all entries to RalphCompetition@hotmail.com. Good Luck!

 

 

Entry 1:

 

Missing the Point

 

 

Entry 2: 1000620_552376234848917_1389774702_n

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The_Dark_Mike
The_Dark_Mike
Hailing from Kent, England, Mike is a writer, editor and podcaster who has just finished his degree at CCCU. He also is a drummer of 11+years, plays in several bands, and is available for session work. His other interests are Batman, music which doesn't suck and pizza. Follow Mike @The_Dark_Mike

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