Posts Tagged ‘Eugene Thompson’

Evildoer slain by Master Sword still in critical condition

by The_Dark_Mikeon 04/03/2014
This week Evil was once again vanquished by the legendary Master Sword in the not-so-legendary world of Texas. Eugene “Link” Thompson brandished the sword as a means of defence after his girlfriend called her ex for help after they had an argument, allegedly over whether a pet Octorok was a good idea with so many […]