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Thursday, March 28, 2024

“Wolverine ” Cat can’t stay on the shelves

People inexplicably  love cats . A new breed has recently hit the market that is making geeks and cat idiots lovers alike go weak at the knees.

Welcome into the world Lykoi, or “wolverine” cat:

If you had an insanely attractive partner, and they shat in the house and knifed your furniture, would you dump them? Food for thought.
If you had an insanely attractive partner, and they shat in the house and knifed your furniture, would you dump them? Food for thought.

This “half-wolf” cat is actually the product of selective breeding, but fans are loving their temperament and the fact that they have Logan-esque muttonchops.

According to their most popular breeders site here, the Lykoi are pretty easy to get on with and live for about 10 years.They also may be actual mutants, as mentioned was their inherent hypnotic powers:

“but once you have looked a Lykoi in the eyes….you are under their spell! ”

Terrifying.

They are rising meteorically to internet fame, which will lead to the inevitable conversation between couples where one of them wants a cat, one of them doesn’t, so you compromise and get a cat.

They also lick their assholes and cough it up on your new carpet. So there's that.
They also lick their assholes and cough it up on your new carpet. So there’s that.

Enjoy!/Sorry.

The_Dark_Mike
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Hailing from Kent, England, Mike is a writer, editor and podcaster who has just finished his degree at CCCU. He also is a drummer of 11+years, plays in several bands, and is available for session work. His other interests are Batman, music which doesn't suck and pizza. Follow Mike @The_Dark_Mike

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