This week Evil was once again vanquished by the legendary Master Sword in the not-so-legendary world of Texas.
Eugene “Link” Thompson brandished the sword as a means of defence after his girlfriend called her ex for help after they had an argument, allegedly over whether a pet Octorok was a good idea with so many vases in the house.
Eugene claims the assailant (read “Moblin”) “Walked right into the point” of the blade, stating “I don’t know if he thought it was a toy”. He should’ve know the blade of evil’s bane isn’t something to be sniffed at, and thank his lucky stars Mr Thompson hadn’t acquired the magic gauge yet.
His attacker is now in critical condition in a local hospital, and a following court case will decide if he is to become trapped in the sacred realm.
Below is a re-enactment of how it may have went down
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